Friday, December 14, 2012

Hell, yeah, opposites do attract!


Bungee jumping? "Over my dead body!"you say. You are a nervous nelly even when on a stool. But suddenly you say one day, "Hey why not jump off a building?" Everyone looks at you like you've lost your marbles. But hey why not. It is such a similar moment when you decide to pop in one of Cheshta Malik's Chilli Chocolate. 

Recently Cheshta show cased her desserts from the 'Sweet Story' at Pizza Republic a couple of Saturdays ago. On the recommendation of a friend I had her 'chilli chocolate'. You pop it into your mouth and swirl it and wait. Nothing happens. Then you bite. That's when you realise she has distilled the essence of love/life in a chocolate: "One does not always have to kow-tow your partner's views. You add your own spiciness to life being yourself but in a harmonious way." 





Chilli and chocolate seem strange bedfellows. Not here. They play well within their borders of decency and with proper restraint. She must be using some cosmic scales to get the proportions right? It is like a madly-in-love couple with diametrically opposite views squabbling all the time. Passionately fiery. But their souls strung together. Could we name it the 'Lovers Tiff'? Brilliant!

Hell, yeah! Opposites do attract! But wish science at school was an entirely gustatory experience! *Sigh*

Pic Courtesy: Cheshta Malik

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Vegetarian Cooking/Baking Baedeker



So, you got that smartphone/device that can pretty much do everything except placing a satellite in orbit. (Who knows, with the right app and passwords from Houston, you may well be able to do it.) Or cooking/baking is your favourite sport but you wrack your head on what to dish up on any particular day. Well, you can look further, but I suggest you take a closer peek at the AskChitVish app for Android and iOS devices. Kick off the festive season and New Year with this awesome recipe guide.

Putting together a recipe app can be quite challenging and Mrs. Chithra Viswanathan, a cheerful yet reticent (as one website describes her) 73 year old has done it with panache and has saved it for posterity. An arduous task and a yeoman service to society. Her child like enthusiasm for life and a teenager's enthusiasm for technology has made this possible. I haven't seen many septuagenarians having an iPod with a docking station, a good laptop with internet connection and a printer. Technology is only as useful as we know how to get the most out of it and this app called AskChithVish does it in clean style.

Pros:
a) A refreshingly simple app but the content is flabbergasting. More than 3000 recipes!

b)  It is neatly categorized into sections with individual search functions.

c) A lot of handy hints and tips at the beginning of each category.

d) It even has western cuisine adapted to Indian tastes. Baking. Health food section. Even a jiffy cooking category.

e) Each of the recipes has been tried and tested by her personally and not just collated from the net so you cant go wrong anywhere.

f) The recipes don't call for scurry-around-town-for-ingredients kind of thing. All ingredients are available locally.

g) Simple clean interface with good sized fonts which the elderly should be comfortable with.

h) The price! At INR 220 it is a loot.

I) No known bugs, hasn't crashed while we did all the fiddling.


Cons:
a) It isn't a real eye candy app. The UI can be stylised better.

b) The search for recipes inside the app isn't exactly Googlesque. Scope for improvement here.

With the next version around the corner, I expect both these to be sorted out. Otherwise it is a must have app for all food lovers. Can keep you occupied for ever exploring the recipe options. A real electronic hookbook.


The AskChitVish app can be downloaded for Android OS here and for Apple's iOS here


Disclaimer: I paid to download the app from the Apple App Store. Afterwards, we would be guests at Mrs. Chithra Viswanathan's house. 


Screen Shots of the App on the iPad:












Monday, December 10, 2012

Easy Peasy Crab Curry


Crab Curry


Ingredients:

1/2 kg small crabs

2 big onions sliced

2 tomatoes chopped or ground into a paste

Ginger garlic paste 2 tsp

Chilli powder 1 tsp

Turmeric powder 1/4 tsp

Coriander powder 2 tsp

Pepper 1 tsp

Cummin powder 1/2 tsp

Salt as per taste

Curry leaves and cilantro.

Method:

Sauté onions, ginger garlic paste, tomatoes and the dry powders. Next add the crabs and salt and simmer for 10-15 mins and garnish with cilantro.

An easy peasy crab curry that is not too spicy and goes well with rice.



 

Sunday, December 09, 2012

Friday, December 07, 2012

Nilgiri Chicken Gravy


I do not know whether Paul Bocuse came home to a formidable dinner served by his wife or whether she made it to his heart enroute his stomach, but my wife ensures that I have a decent meal. Here is her recipe which works the necessary and required wonders on me.

Ingredients :

1/2kg Chicken

1 big onion chopped fine

2tsp ginger garlic paste

1 tomato chopped

Curd 1/4 cup

Coriander 1/2 bunch

Mint leaves 1/4 bunch

Green chillies 5-10 ( depending on the spiciness of GC and your requirement)

Coconut grated 3tblsp

Cashew 3-5 nos.

Whole Spices: cinnamon 1", cloves 2, cardamom -1

Method:

Marinate the chicken pieces with curd for about1/2hr. Meanwhile grind together coriander leaves, mint, green chillies ginger-garlic paste. Make another paste with the coconut and cashews separately. Heat oil ,temper whole GM ,sauté onions, mint paste until oil separates. Add chicken pieces marinated in curd and coat the pieces well with the masala. Once it's sealed add tomatoes and salt. Simmer until chicken is cooked. Can add 1/2cup water in between if needed and when the chicken is cooked add coconut paste and simmer for 5 mins. Serve with rotis or pulao. Or pilaff. Stylish huh?




Thursday, December 06, 2012

On Your Death Anniversary...I'm pissed...


13 years ago to the day, you were snuffed out. Died on me. You fucking bastard. Appa, I know that parents are not immortals. But at 55? Like an animal, not able to speak. Should I have left you to die with the cancer invading your body? The decision to remove the voice box was mine, but I had faith in you. I thought you'll come out of it like the true hero you were to me. But you chickened out didn't you?

My kid has no grandfathers. How terrible is that. And she believes it is your birthday today. Now, you get my goat even more. How I would've loved the kid to grow up with you. The angst that wells in me when I see grandfathers dropping their tiny tots at school. The bloody jealousy! Just when the butter was about to be skimmed, the pot broke, isnt it? And to top it off you sent me too into a kamikaze mode. 

I knew you lost your mind after the surgery. I know. Rather I forced myself to know. It was like waking up to seeing milk blue in colour. But would others know? Is the world even designed to look at the larger picture? Oh, the fucking stupid things you did. You were not built to 'enjoy' life. You were always meant to carry the cross. And to see you do those silly things crushed my soul. Here is a man who squandered his wisdom away. Made a complete fool of himself in the last few years of his life. I hate you for that. Today is one day I can do without thinking about you. 

One thing has come out of all that shit. You made me what I am today. Primal. Listening to my inner voice. Animalized. Passionate. And whatever fuck. Imagine, if you can get walloped by me, I'll be able to stitch any cunt in a jiffy. Thanks, man, I'm so fucking proud of you. Do watch over our kids. And our mother. You made a crazy out of her too. She has grown up in your shadow but you were the light. It pains me to see her running from pillar to post to satisfy her soul in whatever way she knows. An old dog can't be taught new tricks. Transfer your energy and vibes cosmically to her. You know, when my kid lies over me and I can hear her heart beat. It is scary. I feel your beat. So, you take care wherever you are. I can fend for myself for today. But on other days, you better be on the watch....

Bringing up the rear...

Kamal Hassan and I being adult males - let me be courageous here and let you in on a secret - show a healthy interest in: the female bums. Here you are thinking: "You bloody pervert!" I told you, a normal heterosexual male's fascination. Tamil movies have this uncanny knack of projecting the heroine's rear assets full screen. Any average cineaste worth their salt knows this. In one particular movie where he plays dual roles, one of the normal person and the other a midget, takes the cake, for in one particular song the heroine plants her butt right into the midget's face. Ah the pleasures of being a midget where most beautiful things are at eye level!



I was ashamed to know that we were the only two males in the whole of this holier-than -thou world who were obsessed with derrieres. (I swear I am not making it up when I say that the word derriere comes from two English words: 'the rear') But fervent research from my side showed that women were as obsessed with it, though not in the same way as males.



Why do women feel the way they do about their bottoms? Well scientific research has mapped the perception of body image to a particular gene on the human body. So different peeps perceive their body image in different ways. Some perceive it as thin...some perceive it as big...but no woman who truly secretes estrogen would ever perceive her rear to be of the right size. It is always BIG. I doubt if J Lo is ever satisfied with her most glorious asset. I am sure scientists will in the near future, map a separate gene known as the 'bum perception gene' in women and I do sincerely hope they will also find out ways to rectify the anomaly.



So this leads to a very big problem. Buying clothes. The first instant they pick up a new dress, all they are worried about is how their butts would look it in. Would it accentuate it or downplay it? Why is that we males are comfortable with any clothes? Reason: We simply don’t care about how we look with clothes or without. We always look like studs right from age 13 till we step into the grave.



But the women folk are not so fortunate. They have to live with mirrors the size of the walls of the Taj Mahal and that tells them the 'truth' every morning when they ask: “Mirror mirror on the wall...who has the biggest butt of them all.” And the mirror always obliges them by being crystal clear: “You my dear are a fat arse!” And immediately upon listening to this they vent their frustration on whom else but their spouses as if it were he who uttered this eternal truth. I can suggest a small remedy here: Women should stop checking out themselves in the mirror. Till the women grasp this piece of wisdom I'll always be ‘bum’fuzzled.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Of Maitre 'ds and good service at restaurants!


Of Maitre 'dhotels, Unsung Heroes and getting good service at restaurants!


So, you plan to go out for dinner at a new restaurant. Whether or not you enjoy your evening it will depend entirely on you. Yes. You. AND the maitre 'd/steward/stewardesses - those thankless leviathans, who are the priests in the temple of a restaurant and is between God, the chef, and the table. Having a good time is all about attitude and mind set. Go relaxedly. Be there early. ALWAYS make a reservation before going. Don't just show up. Hurriedness shows in your interactions with the establishment. Try to switch off your mind from work/outside world and be in the moment. Walk into a restaurant with a relaxed casual attitude. Smile at the doorman, be courteous to the valets and wait for your turn to be seated. 

Once seated inside, be mindful of the body language that you project. Make it known that you are there to enjoy your dinner relaxedly rather than being a nitpicker and a hard task master with a I-here-to-pay-the-bucks-you-better-serve-me well smirk on the face. If the Maitre 'd hasn't yet caught your attention, you could raise your hands and get it. Try some witty ice breakers. Helps relax him/her and this will go a long way in your service. If you are a cheesy person like me you could try a yours truly time tested gag like this: Clutch your stomach as if you are in pangs of hunger and tell him/her that you are so starved that you'll need either food immediately or go to the doctor for Intra-Venous Fluids, but because the doctors tend to rip you, tell them that their place seems a better choice.

The question, "What would you like to have sir/madam" can be politely answered with: "What would you suggest as we are first timers here" rather than an answer like: "What's good here". The blanket reply you are most likely to get is: "Everything here is good sir." You might have gone in there with something on your mind. I want to have this, or that. But please remember that the maitre 'd knows best. A healthy dose of skepticism for 'facts' is fine, not towards people. Show some respect for him and his work and he'll sure surprise you. Trust is everything.

Once you get his recommendations, you don't have to keep him standing there till you squabble amongst your family/friends and finally come up with the order. Please allow him/her to get back to attending other people and once when you have decided on the menu get back to them and place your request and also tell them clearly in which order of preference you want to have your meal. 

Today, it is all about 'bespoke cuisine'. Unless you know your food well, I wouldn't suggest that you alter the recipe for a dish. You might inadvertently rip the very essence of a dish. I like to think that a restaurant is the expression of the chef/owner and it is their art. You don't tell an artist what to do, isnt it? They've already tried and tested the recipe 100s of times, hence it is wise, to have it as it is. If I were you I wouldn't call the chef out and talk to him. I'd consider that an overkill unless you personally know the chef, that is.

Most of us have time to regale our family/friends only during the weekend, but weekends are rush time for restaurants. It may be a good idea to be a 'repeat customer' at your favourite restaurant than a new one. A week day should be fine for such adventures. Enjoy your food! That's what you go there for? Right? Pictures and Facebook can wait. 

You had a good time, now the maitre 'd asks, "Anything else sir?" I would go: "Anything but the bill please!" When the bill arrives, check it and then pay your tips generously. Whipping out your hi-tech device and opening that 'tipping app' is unnecessary and may sometimes be churlish. Give what your heart says. Because, to use a hack phrase, at the end of the day, everyone is working their asses off for money and why not make someone's day? 

There! My few cents! But then who am I to tell you? You do your thing. Be yourself. And put a smile on others face! 


Heaven and Back!

My "complaisant digestion" allows me to enjoy a wide variety of food, from the showy, ingenious, cream-besotted exotic dishes to a simple porridge. I am not a gourmand who eats so ravenously so as to bite the fingers in my frenzy for food. Nor a gourmet who would fly from New York to Nebraska simply to check out a steakhouse rumored to serve beef in the rough shape and size of a softball. But when you have an invitation from our very own 'Meenakshi Ammal', Mrs. Chithra Viswanathan, to her home to catch up, you'll have to be an imbecile to say no. We, Rajesh Ramasamy and I were the invitees.

We reached her home 20 minutes late. I knocked the door. RR preferred the bell. We were thrown off our feet when it was answered by the Goddess herself. I went there half expecting bland food fit for the 'senior citizens' - that loathsome word the elders themselves despise. I couldn't have been more wrong because her palatial house gave off all the assurances of an olfactory El Dorado. Once inside we made ourselves comfortable and within a few minutes were chatting up like we were a bunch of old college buddies until she whacked us off our senses when she told her age. She is 73! Man, I'll have to tell you she is a down to Earth person who radiates that calm and warmth only the truly enlightened can. She can calm a rabid dog I say! (It is another matter that she is no dog aficionado). After a good deal of yakking we were eagerly waiting for when she would come up with: "Guys, it is time to hit the table." Thankfully it wasn't before long.

The spread on the table was one fit for Louis XIV. Dry fruit squares, banana-walnut bread, idiyappam and veg kurma, rajma-corn kebabs, paneer stuffed kharabuns, thayir idlis, apple bundt cake and gulab jamoons. *panting here* I was up to my usual mumbo jumbo while RR was completely silenced, coming up occasionally with intelligent words like: "I love the use of ginger in this." Why hold back when the Creator ordered us to eat in order to live, gave us the inducement of appetite, the encouragement of savour, and the reward of pleasure. When you have the privilege of dining with RR his brilliant eccentricity shows. Suddenly he says: "Cut the kharabuns, place the rajma-corn kebab inside, garnish with a coriander leaf and a little butter. And thus was born 'La Petit Chith Burger.'

This is not a review. You don't review Heaven, right? When kitchens are perceived as the laboratories of the laws of nutrition, it is then that cooking turns out to be a mundane chore, but when seen as an art form it is nothing short of ecstasy. As brilliant as a painter would use his palette to mix the colours she artfully juggled the same ingredients which you and I use but with the finesse of a Zen master to conjure up miracles for the tongue. The joy of seeing us relish our gastronomic fare with gusto sent waves of joy in her. It fed her soul.

Thank you for your warmth Mrs. Chithra Viswanathan. You are an amazing person. God Bless!

PS: She has to her credit Android and iOS apps which store at least 3000 recipes which are tried and tested by her! Please search the Play Store or Apple iTunes Store for: AskChitvish Premium. Her site is: AskChitvish.com


















Saturday, December 01, 2012

100 Handy hints in the kitchen

I have compiled 100 handy hints which you folks always wanted to know, but did not know whom to ask. Do not forget to thank me after reading this.

1. Do not throw away hard pieces of stale bread. Dry them in the sun or on the tawa and grind and use as breadcrumbs.

2. Add a little milk to the onions while frying. This will help to retain the rich color and prevent them from burning.

3. While frying mushrooms, add a tsp of lemon juice to the butter. This will prevent them from breaking

4. While cutting hardboiled eggs, the yolk often tends to break. To avoid this dip the knife in ice cold water for a few seconds and then cut smoothly.

5. To 5 kg basmati rice of cheaper qlty add 1 kg of superior qlty and sprinkle a little oil and mix well with your hand. Store in airtight container for 6 months. All the rice will now taste like the superior qlty one.

6. Add wheat flour to the leftover rasagulla syrup and mix to a smooth batter. Keep overnight. Treat yourself to sweet chelas (pancakes) for breakfast the next day.

7. If home made gulab jamuns have not turned out soft and fluffy, steam them in a pressure cooker using the weight along with the syrup for 10 minutes

8. If a recipe requires self raising flour you can make your own by sieving each cup of maida with 1 Ω tsp baking powder and a pinch of salt.

9. To make softer idlis and dosas mix a little cooked rice while grinding the batter.

10. To increase the quantity of fresh cream by say 250 grams add half a cup thick curd and half cup of milk and beat well. This will double the qty and also the taste will be better

11. To boil cracked eggs add some vinegar to the water. In this case the egg wonít leak out.

12. For making soft chappatis add a mashed boiled potato while mixing the dough.

13. To make a quick sauce for boiled chicken or fish stir 2 tsp curry powder into 1 cup of curd and add a little salt. Heat to serving temperature and spoon over each serving.

14. When the sauce is almost over in the chilly sauce bottle. Add some limejuice and shake well and use as a salad dressing.

15. While cooking bitter gourd add a few pieces of raw mango to remove the bitterness and add a little tang to the curry.

16. Liquid glucose when added to ice cream mixture makes it smooth and velvety.

17. Rub your hands with some salt to remove the odor of garlic.

18. To avoid the nauseating smell while cooking cauliflower try one of the following:
19. Sprinkle a little milk powder.
20. Cook with vinegar and salt and turmeric.
21. Wrap half slice of bread in a muslin cloth and place it in the cooking pan.
22. Add a few drops of lemon.
23. Season the oil with cinnamon and clove or add sugar.
24. Cook with piece of ginger.
25. Add 2 or 3 tbsp of buttermilk.
26. Add a few mint leaves while cooking

27. To avoid malai or film formations on custard sprinkle a little sugar and cover the dish.

28. Ladyfinger curry wonít turn out sticky if you add amchur to it.

29. If the curd is excessively sour add some fresh pieces of coconut to reduce the sourness.

30. Make raisins at home. Add 1 tbsp ghee and 1 tsp soda bicarb to 1 liter of boiling water. Break 1 kg of seedless grapes into small bunches and dip each bunch in the boiling water counting up to ten. Remove from water and spread on a muslin cloth to dry

31. After taking out the butter from milk cream (malai) add a little milk or curd to the remaining buttermilk and boil. You now have soft paneer, which is good for small children and those with weak stomach.

32. While making fresh salad cut the toms vertically and not horizontally to get firmer slices. If the toms are soft keep them in a bowl of iced water before cutting.

33. Potato peels can make tasty wafer. Immerse the peel in warm water to which a pinch of salt is added and then dry and deep-fry it.

34. If you want the lemon to last for a month apply coconut oil over them and place in an open tray in the fridge.

35. To prevent the ladyfingers from being sticky toss the chopped pieces in 1 tab of lemon juice before frying or cooking.

36. To get rid of the eggy smells in cakes add 1 tab of honey to the cake batter. The cake will taste better too.

37. To make tasty banana bread beat 250gm flour, 250gm sugar and 60 ml fat, 3 bananas and 1 Ω tsp baking powder and bake till done.

38. If you need to use toms in any curry just grate them in. they cook faster as the skin peels automatically.

39. Add some bay leaves to the raw rice when storing it. Besides keeping worms away it is very fragrant.

40. For any paneer curry add a little grated paneer to the gravy for a delicious taste

41. Add one tablespoon of water to an egg before beating it for an omelet. The omelet will turn out fluffier and larger.

42. When you put chapatis in a container place a few pieces of ginger in the container. The chapatis will remain softer and fresh.

43. When frying fish add a pinch of turmeric powder to the oil to prevent the spluttering out of the pan.

44. If you want to keep the salad fresh first chill the bowl in which you intend to serve the salad.

45. Concentrated fruit juices can be used as sauces for plain vanilla ice cream.

46. When there is any excess oil in any fried veggie add some gram flour over it.

47. Add 10 cloves to the container in which cashew is kept to keep worms and ants away

48. To left over dhal curry add 10 ñ15 small onions fried in ghee. Then grind together 1 medium sized onion, º cup coconut grated and 2 tsp coriander powder and add this to the dhal and keep on high heat till it boils. Now tasty onion sambar is ready.

49. To left over carrot and beans poriyal add some leftover snake gourd koottu. Then add Ω cup coconut milk, turmeric powder, chilli powder, rasam powder, salt and corn flour and bring to a boil. Add chopped coriander leaves to get a fine korma.

50. Add 1 cup grated coconut and 1 cup of sugar to the idli batter to make sweet idlis

51. For the sambar instead of using whole toms etc. add ground green chillies, toms and onion to the otherwise normal mixture.

52. Soak old tamarind in water in which rice has been washed to give the tamarind juice a lighter color instead of the dark color which the tamarind imparts to the water.

53. Chop an onion finely and add a tbsp of sugar and a small piece of ginger to it and mix well and leave overnight. The syrup that collects in the morning is a safe and effective cough mixture for small children.

54. Make ice cubes of diluted whisky rum etc. and use these instead of ice cubes to chill the drink. This preserves the concentration of the drink and helps retain its original flavor.

55. Boil a few flakes of garlic with the mushrooms and if they are poisonous the water will turn black.

56. To retain the green color of veggies, sprinkle some sugar over them while cooking.

57. To remove the stickiness off your palm after cutting cucumbers apply a little coconut oil and wash with soap and water.

58. A little lemon juice and a spoonful of ginger juice in a bottle of soda help relieve indigestion.

59. Add a pinch of soda bicarbonate to the milk to prevent it from curdling.

60. To remove vanaspati from a packet first cut the packet and remove the contents and place the packet in the fridge for 5 hrs and now you can scrape out the contents easily.

61. Mix one tbsp milk with one level dessertspoon of custard powder as a substitute for each egg to be used while making the cake batter.

62. While preparing egg less cake, curdle half a cup of milk with lemon and mix this with the other ingredients. This makes the cake soft.

63. If it is difficult to whip cream add a little egg white to it and then beat it. One egg white is enough for 2 cups of cream.

64. To quicken the process of stringing beans wash them and put them in boiling water. Cover and keep aside for 10 minutes. Now it will be easy to string them.

65. If you run out of yeast while making naan or roti add a few slices of bread without the crust and knead the dough and set aside for half an hour. The yeast in the bread is enough to ferment it.

66. Roast rawa and moong dal on low heat for 10-15 minutes to keep them insect free.

67. Banana skins will not turn black if they are wrapped in a wet cloth and kept in the fridge.

68. Knead flour with hot water to get fluffy and soft rotis.

69. To remove strong fish odor from the oil add a few slices of peeled raw potato to the oil and reheat stirring occasionally. Cool and strain the oil. Now it can be reused.

70. To prevent hair loss mix castor coconut and mustard oil on equal proportions and apply to scalp.

71. Mix leftover mango pickle masala with roasted gramflour. It makes an instant stuffing for parathas. Or roll this mixture in flour to make tasty kachoris.

72. Roast 1 tab each of basil leaves and fennel seeds. Add a few pieces of dry ginger. Roast lightly and when cool powder it. Store the powder in an airtight container. Just º tsp will solve gas problems.

73. To prevent potato chips from becoming soft, immerse them in cold water and then dry them and fry.

74. Cut ginger into neat pieces and soak them in limejuice and salt. This will turn pink and add it to pickles or salads and it makes a good garnish item as well as good digestion.

75. Add a few drops of mustard oil while grinding red chilies. The chili paste will be deep red in color.

76. When the jelly is almost set, churn it lightly with a little fresh cream in a mixer and let it set again for a fluffy and unusual sweet.

77. To make fizzy jellies heat a little quantity of water to melt the jelly crystals. For the remaining qty substitute water with sparkling wine, ginger ale or lemonade.

78. To avoid garlic skin from sticking on to your hands while peeling it soak the garlic flakes in a cup of water for 5 minutes.

79. If the bread is too soft to cut into pieces, hold the knife close to a flame till slightly warm and then slice the bread with it.

80. After peeling pomegranates don't throw the skin away. It can be powdered and a tsp of the powder taken with water in the morning will not only purify the blood but also serve as a good deworming agent.

81. To preserve lime juice squeeze lemons and strain through a piece of cloth and fill clean dry bottles and add 2 aspirin tabs to each bottle and close the caps tightly and keep in a cool place.

82. If you need to use the egg whites only and not the yolks, cover the yolks with water or milk and keep in a cool dark place and drain off the liquid before using the yolks.

83. While cooking rice add 2 drops of lemon juice. The rice will remain fluffy and not stick together.

84. Do not add raw oil to the pickle instead boil it till smoky and then cool and use. This prevents the formation of fungus.

85. While storing green chilies remove the stem and then store, this way they stay fresh longer

86. To keep curd fresh for a long time, add water to the brim of the container and refrigerate. Change the water daily. The curd will neither turn rancid nor yellow. This can be kept for a week.

87. To keep fruits and veggies fresh longer, wrap them in newspaper before storing them in the fridge.

88. Mix a little boric powder from the chemist along with the rice to prevent worm and insects.

89. To grind a small qty of cardamom grind it with some sugar. Not only is it easy but the flavor will also be uniform.

90. To find out if veggies like brinjal (eggplant) and bitter gourd have too many seeds in them look at the opposite side. If the perforation is small the seeds will be less.

91. Add 2 tab of home made paneer and milk instead of water to wheat flour to get smooth and soft and nutritious dough for chapatis or parathas.

92. Roast your papads in the toaster. It is less cumbersome and they come out really crisp.

93. Hold a peeled banana under the cold tap water to prevent discoloration. Alternatively sprinkle some limejuice before adding to fruit chaat or salad.

94. Add a tsp of condensed milk when making icing. The icing will be firm and soft and will not crack.

95. To preserve eggs for a longer period wash them and put them in limewater or mustard oil.

96. If the toms are overripe and difficult to use, dip them in cold water and apply some salt and leave overnight. They will be fresh and firm to touch the next.

97. To enjoy a hot meal place a soup plate of steaming hot water under your plate to enjoy a piping hot meal till the last bite.

98. Remove the excess salt from the gravy by adding a morsel of cooked rice to absorb the excess salt.

99. Add a tsp of corn flour to the curd and then mix with warm milk. Your milk will till out thicker and set faster especially during winter.

100. Cake has burnt a little on the top, or risen unevenly - don't panic. Slice the top off which removes the burnt piece and levels the surface, turn the cake over using the bottom of the cake as the top. Coat with icing as usual. Use dental floss to slice the top off.

Did you guys ever reach the bottom, I thought half of you escaped in the middle!